Does size matter?

OK….today’s column is all around SIZE. I will be exploring this topic from the female point of view as it pertains to the male member affectionately called, “the third leg”. Sometimes it’s a third leg and sometimes it’s a sixth finger. Nonetheless….the question I’d like to ask is…

Does size matter to you and if the answer is yes, how so?

So here’s the situation…. Imagine you’re with a group of friends playing Truth or Dare (in mixed company of course) and a multi-person dare is put out on the table. In response to the dare, all the men drop their pants/drawers immediately (no time to get the “little guy” in a better state of awareness that he’s about to be a Smithsonian Exhibit…so your memeber is chillin’ (read….shrunk down to the size it was when you were a newborn)). You drop your pants and OH SNAP….all anybody sees is the HEAD of your member. Now….your remedy for that is….”Hey….I’m just suffering from shrinkage” or “It’s cold in here” or “I had measles when I was younger and it stunted my growth” or any number of ready made excuses men have when they know they are not working with much. But does shrinkage just make you look like you have a little “detective”? Or more like a big “Pearl”?