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Hilarious Alumnus Open Letter to University

Somebody is feeling a bit under-appreciated by their University. Funny stuff from Craigs List.

(via Best of Craigslist)

Dear University Alumni Office,

I’m sorry to hear that the university’s $750 million endowment has fallen in value to $500 million because of the recession and because your bank died. I’m also sorry to hear that you’re dealing with declining enrollment due to the fact that middle-class families are no longer willing or able to bet their homes on a $45,000-a-year higher education for their children. I really am.

So, what I want to know is, why are you wasting money on glossy fundraising brochures full of meaningless synonyms for the word “Excellence”? And, why are you sending them to ME? Yes, I know that I got a master’s degree at your fine institution, but that master’s degree hasn’t done jack shit for me since I got it! I have been unemployed for the past TWO YEARS and I am now a professional resume-submitter, sending out dozens of resumes a month to employers, and the degree I received in your hallowed halls is at the TOP OF IT and it doesn’t do a fucking thing.

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Hilarious Commercial: Doritos Slap



“Put it back! Keep your hands off my mama. Keep your hands off my doritos.”

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[Humor] If Zordon Were a Racist…


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The Matrix Pill… You have to Swallow it Neo

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Humor: This game held the record for most crowd Waves ever attempted.

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This game held the record for most crowd Waves ever attempted. Any idea why?

GO SAINTS!

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Hilarious speech fail (Bush & Clinton)



This clip is from the first Episode of Joezjny on the Dutch Comedy Central: http://www.comedycentral.nl/joezjny
Behind the scenes images of former presidents Clinton & Bush preparing for the Haiti aid speech. Jokes!

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Problem Comparison: Tiger Woods vs. Jay-Z

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The creator of this chart has jokes! When chart people have a sense of humor, its downright funny.

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Humor: Are YOU a “Safe” Negro?



Hilarious playing “Lonely Man”, the outro music from the Incredible Hulk TV series. Jokes.

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