Categories Entertainment Hilarious Commercial: Doritos Slap “Put it back! Keep your hands off my mama. Keep your hands off my doritos.” Post author By Be Moore Post date February 5, 2010 No Comments on Hilarious Commercial: Doritos Slap “Put it back! Keep your hands off my mama. Keep your hands off my doritos.” Tags Doritos commercial, Humor ← Humor: Hitler Responds to the ipad → Obama boosts funds for historically black colleges 0 replies on “Hilarious Commercial: Doritos Slap” Funny…if you find this type of situation hilarious: My assessment. Fellow comes to lady’s house with flowers. Sure her make-up appeared a little stripperish and not naturally enhancing, but that’s besides the point. He comes in and she casually introduces her date to a 3rd person in the room. As she runs to the kitchen to grab something, we notice that she’s wearing a short skirt and walking rather provocatively. He does a bit of a gangsta lean as he checks out her backside, and he gives her the look that says, “I only value you as a sexual object.” Then the camera cuts to him meeting that 3rd person that he was casually introduced to. His date’s SON. Oh yeah, let me not forget a brief scene cut into a bowl of Doritos. After checking out this 6 year old’s mother like a piece of steak, he attempts to make small talk with the fellow that he just casually met 20 seconds ago…and has now been left alone with. The 6 year old was the smartest person in the commercial. He recognized that this guy pretty much just wants to have sex with his mother. He warns the dude, accompanied by a slap in the face, to keep his hands off of his Doritos…and his mother. Cuz you know…the 6 year old is the man of the house and is protective over his mother.The mother that leaves him alone with a strange man upon a casual introduction Leave a Reply to K.I.M. Cancel reply This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.